Fallston, Maryland: Wireless Cellhole

Apple's legendary co-founder Steve Wozniak, now a wireless entrepreneur, is moving out of his multimillion-dollar home -- a fun house he built for his kids -- because it's in the middle of a wireless black spot. - Wired

I don't blame him one bit. Sprint, Cingular, T-Mobile - none of them work here. Palm, Handspring, Nextel, Blackberry - I've owned them all. You can run around your front lawn like Ultraman with his Beta Capsule for hours on end, but you won't get one damn bar. Word to the wireless: stay out of Fallston.